mihaelkeehling:

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

#zero character development but a killer soundtrack.

seifukucat:

i wear the maid outfit in this relationship

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

where do u even find all this omfg

im open minded to this stuff so i’ll try anything once and im usually disappointed in the end

joloso:

gobrookeurself:

my dad just got an instagram and it is full of nothing but shirtless pictures

wasssup doe………is your dad single………?

lzbth:

‘im not a feminist’ ‘why?’ ‘because i don’t hate men’

im laughing so mcuh becuase there’s a yaoi where they really going at it and their eating chicken at the same time

lnternetporn:

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years